Drive A Stake Through Santa’s Heart

All I want for Christmas is a war on Christmas.

Mister Christmas, CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

The town of Niagara Falls used to have a store that sold exclusively Christmas things all year round. You could walk in wearing a t-shirt on a sweltering July day and browse tree ornaments to the sound of Christmas carols (Fun fact: the Christian bible forbids decorating trees from the forest in Jeremiah 10:1–25). The staff…